I was just shown a ziploc bag of what I could tell was clipped nails. He informed me, laughing, that they were his toe and nail clippings he's saving.
You look at his smile, and although grossed out, you find yourself smiling as well...while you are saying,
"That's disgusting. What are they for?"
He figures he hasn't grossed you out enough, so he says through his HUGE smile and chuckle,
"They're for a sling shot. I can shoot them right into someone's mouth."
Yep, this is the mind of an almost 7yr boy.
And I have reclaimed the nail clippers.